Survey

Thanks C’est la vie

1. What is your best friend’s grandma’s name?
Good question…I just know her as Big Ma
 

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
bottom of my foot.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Unfortunately, none

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Yes

5. What body part do you wash first?
Face

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
ewwww…God Yes…but in most cases I avoid public restrooms as much as possible.

7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
not sure that I have any strange talents…

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie

9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle?
original flavor. The others have powder overload

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
Ummm…I’ll pass on that one
 

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
We never got grounded, we got whooped.
 

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Parallel.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No
 

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
zero. Who would want to cuss sweet, little me out?  

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Left
 

16. In one word, describe your butt.
Umm..flat. I got all mine in the chest and hips.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Nope…but I have been to a gay community center to see a friend do a poetry set.

18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like? Guys: Choose between Dr. Phil, Larry the Cable Guy, Barney Fife, and Billy Bob Thorton ?

Oprah….because the other choices are wack.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Wonderful personalities

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
Yes

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Never

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
probably me…what I have to do tomorrow, etc. 

23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
Yes…

24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do?
Eww. I check the stalls before I go in. Can’t be caught out there like that.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable?
Yes…Playboy magazines
 

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Didn’t have one.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Never

28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room?
Haha Yeah…who hasn’t??

29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving? 
Nothing weird. The usually putting on lip liner or trying to read directions…

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no

31. How do you eat your cookies?
Depends on the cookie…sandwich – eat the center out and then eat the cookie part.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
….uhmm no… 

33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone.
poot. (hey, sometimes it just happens)

34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?

Only if there’s a random hair.

35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
No.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Hmm…are we talking light or dark liquor? A few…I can hold my own : )   

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? What kind?
Why would anyone want to do that??

38. How often do you clean out your ears?
Everyday. 
 

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold  

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
LOL….wedgies are not something that I suffer with often….

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Not really

 

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No not up my nose, but I do have a nose ring so qtips and fingers have to go up there

every so often.

43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party?
Drunk that last Hennessy…    

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?
No.

46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date? 
That would be a no.

47. Have you ever played naked twister?

Unh, Unh
 

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
NO. 

49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?
No

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Did sexy leave?

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