Small Update


How was everyone’s weekend? Mine was pretty cool. Anytime I can see love being shown is a good time for me and it presented itself in a couple of different ways over the weekend.

First was Friday. Now I am not a phone person and while I have a cell phone and everything, I don’t actually get a whole lot of calls. So Thursday evening I put it on vibrate while in choir rehearsal and promptly forgot about it. Didn’t check the phone all Friday cause I’m thinking it’s set to ring and I ain’t heard it ring so I’m chillin’. That evening at about 8:30pm, someone starts ringing the doorbell and banging on the front door like their being chased, so I go to look out (emergency or no emergency, I’m not opening the door blind) and it’s my good friend E. She’s shaking and tearing up when I let her in, so I’m like oh my God, something has happened. Then she starts yelling at me about how her and her sister have calling me all day and they thought something had happened to me so she drove over to check things out. I’m always in the dark, so the only light she could see from the outside was the TV and she thought I was laid out somewhere. Of course, I’m clueless and then check my phone to see a bazillion missed calls and messages, each one sounding more upset than the last. Ooops, it had been on vibrate all day. I was so sorry to scare my people like that, but at the same time it’s good to know that somebody would love me enough to make sure I’m always alive and well.

Saturday one of the crew got married. Lovely ceremony and even better reception. The two of them are nuts and go perfectly well together as evidenced by their wedding video complete with showcasing their early 80s dance skills and the groom challenging the statue of Joe Louis to a fight and being knocked out. lol. Did I mention the matching air force 1’s the bride and groom wore at the reception? Yeah, a good time was had by all. I wish them the very best. Congrats JC and Ronald!

Sunday was spent recovering from Saturday, but today…I went to the doctor for a BP check which is quite normal, thank God and found out that I have lost 13 pounds! Can you believe it? Most of it is probably water weight, but whatever, I’ll take it! Hope everyone has a great week!



Thanks C’est la vie

1. What is your best friend’s grandma’s name?
Good question…I just know her as Big Ma

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
bottom of my foot.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Unfortunately, none

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

5. What body part do you wash first?

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
ewwww…God Yes…but in most cases I avoid public restrooms as much as possible.

7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
not sure that I have any strange talents…

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle?
original flavor. The others have powder overload

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
Ummm…I’ll pass on that one

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
We never got grounded, we got whooped.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
zero. Who would want to cuss sweet, little me out?  

15. Which shoe do you put on first?

16. In one word, describe your butt.
Umm..flat. I got all mine in the chest and hips.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Nope…but I have been to a gay community center to see a friend do a poetry set.

18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like? Guys: Choose between Dr. Phil, Larry the Cable Guy, Barney Fife, and Billy Bob Thorton ?

Oprah….because the other choices are wack.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Wonderful personalities

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
probably me…what I have to do tomorrow, etc. 

23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?

24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do?
Eww. I check the stalls before I go in. Can’t be caught out there like that.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable?
Yes…Playboy magazines

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Didn’t have one.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room?
Haha Yeah…who hasn’t??

29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving? 
Nothing weird. The usually putting on lip liner or trying to read directions…

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

31. How do you eat your cookies?
Depends on the cookie…sandwich – eat the center out and then eat the cookie part.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
….uhmm no… 

33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone.
poot. (hey, sometimes it just happens)

34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?

Only if there’s a random hair.

35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Hmm…are we talking light or dark liquor? A few…I can hold my own : )   

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? What kind?
Why would anyone want to do that??

38. How often do you clean out your ears?

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
LOL….wedgies are not something that I suffer with often….

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Not really


42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No not up my nose, but I do have a nose ring so qtips and fingers have to go up there

every so often.

43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party?
Drunk that last Hennessy…    

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?

46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date? 
That would be a no.

47. Have you ever played naked twister?

Unh, Unh

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?

49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Did sexy leave?